If I'm Lyin I'm Dyin
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If I'm Lyin I'm Dyin
A couple of weeks ago, I visited a new Meat Mkt in my area and picked up some sausages. The first person that caught my eye asked if he could help and after a few minutes he told me that he was a Salesman for that market. Well we started talking about BBQn, Meats and such and I mentioned noticing sacks of BBQ Wood stacked against the wall for sale. He said that they had some choice woods for smoking and cooking and when I asked about whether it was cured/dry he said this. "You don't want dry wood if you're smoking because the greener the wood the more smoke and better taste". I told him that my Son was the only one with an offset and he would not be interested in green wood.
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Lol, did he have a kiwi accent???
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Naww but he might have been running a high fever now that I think about it.
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Must have been sarcasm? I hope.
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Was he still wearin a diaper?
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TX1911 wrote:Must have been sarcasm? I hope.
at first I thought that might be the case but my gut feeling was he was just stupid
Boots wrote:Was he still wearin a diaper?
if he was then it was "Depends"
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Green wood, huh? Good to know...I'll wait for spring, then yank some branches down.
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Sailor Kenshin wrote:Green wood, huh? Good to know...I'll wait for spring, then yank some branches down.
Make sure it's been raining a lot. Wet wood is even smokier!
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bsooner75 wrote:Sailor Kenshin wrote:Green wood, huh? Good to know...I'll wait for spring, then yank some branches down.
Make sure it's been raining a lot. Wet wood is even smokier!
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bsooner75 wrote:Make sure it's been raining a lot. Wet wood is even smokier!
thanks, Sooner, maybe I should wet my pellets down before the next Pellet Pooper Cook
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