If I'm Lyin I'm Dyin

[OldUsedParts]

A couple of weeks ago, I visited a new Meat Mkt in my area and picked up some sausages. The first person that caught my eye asked if he could help and after a few minutes he told me that he was a Salesman for that market. Well we started talking about BBQn, Meats and such and I mentioned noticing sacks of BBQ Wood stacked against the wall for sale. He said that they had some choice woods for smoking and cooking and when I asked about whether it was cured/dry he said this. "You don't want dry wood if you're smoking because the greener the wood the more smoke and better taste". I told him that my Son was the only one with an offset and he would not be interested in green wood.

[Russ]

Lol, did he have a kiwi accent???

Russ

[OldUsedParts]

Naww but he might have been running a high fever now that I think about it.

[TX1911]

Must have been sarcasm? I hope.

[Boots]

Was he still wearin a diaper?

[OldUsedParts]

Must have been sarcasm? I hope.

at first I thought that might be the case but my gut feeling was he was just stupid

Was he still wearin a diaper?

if he was then it was "Depends"

[Sailor Kenshin]

Green wood, huh? Good to know...I'll wait for spring, then yank some branches down.

[bsooner75]

Green wood, huh? Good to know...I'll wait for spring, then yank some branches down.

Make sure it's been raining a lot. Wet wood is even smokier!


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[Sailor Kenshin]

Green wood, huh? Good to know...I'll wait for spring, then yank some branches down.

Make sure it's been raining a lot. Wet wood is even smokier!


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It's raining today! Woohoo!

[OldUsedParts]

Make sure it's been raining a lot. Wet wood is even smokier!

thanks, Sooner, maybe I should wet my pellets down before the next Pellet Pooper Cook