Aunt Esther ------- WATCH IT SUCKAH !!!!!
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My Friend Fred Sanford
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Y'all are forgetting another favorite "To the Moon, Alice, one of these days, POW, right in the kisser"
None of them were worth anything without that Lady to bounce the humor off of - - - gone but not forgotten.
None of them were worth anything without that Lady to bounce the humor off of - - - gone but not forgotten.
I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
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OldUsedParts wrote:Y'all are forgetting another favorite "To the Moon, Alice, one of these days, POW, right in the kisser"
None of them were worth anything without that Lady to bounce the humor off of - - - gone but not forgotten.
Oh no buddy, I didn't forget Mr Gleason at all !
He was a Genius for sure ! I watched the Mooners all of the time, I loved Gleason..
Since we Hijacked you, I'm gonna just grab another gear and mash it to the floor ok ? Lol...
Remember this ??
Buford T Justice -- Junior, you want anything ?
Junior --- Hush puppies Daddy
Buford T Justice --- Hush puppies....?..??.....We ain't got no time for that crap !!!.... Dumb Sum ............
Lol, EVERY time that movie comes on.
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"Junior, there's no way that you could have come from my loins - - - when I get home I'm gonna hit yo mama right in the mouff"
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TRIVIA: finish this one - - - "Bandit, I'm gonna BahBeQ yo ___ __ ___________"
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Lol, I know that one ^^^^^
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woodenvisions wrote:Aunt Esther ------- WATCH IT SUCKAH !!!!!
Lol, classic
Yep, and OUP just fits the part of her wrath.
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Fred: "I still want to so some wild oats"
Lamont: " Atyour age, you got no wild oats all you got is shredded wheat."
Lamont: " Atyour age, you got no wild oats all you got is shredded wheat."
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Bobby: "No."
Hank: "Well, there's really no wrong way to do it."
Hank: "Do you know how to jumpstart a man's heart with a downed power line?"
Bobby: "No."
Hank: "Well, there's really no wrong way to do it."
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OldUsedParts wrote:He had a nice BBQ/Smoker that was given to him that he resold and I SHOULD HAVE bought it but didn't. However, I have no use for a Gas Grill because the Wiffy doesn't want Propane on the property - - - that's because of a fire that totally destroyed their home back when her kids were young. So out of respect, there's no gas at la Casa (fire away)
She would NOT like what's going on in our neighborhood. They're 'gasifying' big parts of it.
That said, I love those Picker types. I can't pass someone else's trash without looking it over and going, 'Ooo, lawn chairs!'
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