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Re: My Friend Fred Sanford

Postby woodenvisions » Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:56 pm

Aunt Esther ------- WATCH IT SUCKAH !!!!!


Lol, classic
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Re: My Friend Fred Sanford

Postby OldUsedParts » Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:06 pm

Y'all are forgetting another favorite "To the Moon, Alice, one of these days, POW, right in the kisser"

None of them were worth anything without that Lady to bounce the humor off of - - - gone but not forgotten.
I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
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Re: RE: Re: My Friend Fred Sanford

Postby woodenvisions » Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:14 pm

OldUsedParts wrote:Y'all are forgetting another favorite "To the Moon, Alice, one of these days, POW, right in the kisser"

None of them were worth anything without that Lady to bounce the humor off of - - - gone but not forgotten.

Oh no buddy, I didn't forget Mr Gleason at all !
He was a Genius for sure ! I watched the Mooners all of the time, I loved Gleason..
Since we Hijacked you, I'm gonna just grab another gear and mash it to the floor ok ? Lol...

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Buford T Justice -- Junior, you want anything ?

Junior --- Hush puppies Daddy

Buford T Justice --- Hush puppies....?..??.....We ain't got no time for that crap !!!.... Dumb Sum ............



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Re: My Friend Fred Sanford

Postby OldUsedParts » Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:18 pm

"Junior, there's no way that you could have come from my loins - - - when I get home I'm gonna hit yo mama right in the mouff"
I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
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Re: My Friend Fred Sanford

Postby OldUsedParts » Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:25 pm

TRIVIA: finish this one - - - "Bandit, I'm gonna BahBeQ yo ___ __ ___________"
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Re: My Friend Fred Sanford

Postby woodenvisions » Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:28 pm

Lol, I know that one ^^^^^
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Re: My Friend Fred Sanford

Postby Okie Sawbones » Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:58 pm

woodenvisions wrote:Aunt Esther ------- WATCH IT SUCKAH !!!!!


Lol, classic


Yep, and OUP just fits the part of her wrath. :laughing7: :laughing7:
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Re: My Friend Fred Sanford

Postby Boots » Tue Jul 11, 2017 6:51 am

Fred: "I still want to so some wild oats"

Lamont: " Atyour age, you got no wild oats all you got is shredded wheat."
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Re: My Friend Fred Sanford

Postby Sailor Kenshin » Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:12 am

OldUsedParts wrote:He had a nice BBQ/Smoker that was given to him that he resold and I SHOULD HAVE bought it but didn't. However, I have no use for a Gas Grill because the Wiffy doesn't want Propane on the property - - - that's because of a fire that totally destroyed their home back when her kids were young. So out of respect, there's no gas at la Casa (fire away) :whiteflag:


She would NOT like what's going on in our neighborhood. They're 'gasifying' big parts of it. :angryfire:

That said, I love those Picker types. I can't pass someone else's trash without looking it over and going, 'Ooo, lawn chairs!' :laughing7:
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