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From Smiley's Column

Postby OldUsedParts » Sat Sep 07, 2019 3:40 pm

A fairy tale from Loren Scott:

Happy Ever After

"Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating nature on the shores of a beautiful lake.

"The frog hopped into her lap and said, 'Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am. And then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy in doing so.'

"That night, the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and shallot cream sauce."
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Postby Williep » Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:47 pm

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Postby Boots » Sat Sep 07, 2019 11:23 pm

And what would the greatest philosopher of Western Civilization, Yosemite Sam say?
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Hank: "Do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?"
Bobby: "No."
Hank: "Well, there's really no wrong way to do it."

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