Never loan your tools

[egghead]

I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and I noticed a bad guy with a knife, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden.

Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a
shovel, killing him instantly.

He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it.

Astonished, I got back into bed. As I tossed and turned my wife said, "You're upset, what is it?"

“You'll never believe what I've just seen,” I said.

“That sorry neighbor next door still has my shovel.”

[Okie Sawbones]

[OldUsedParts]

Dang, Egg, I'll bet it was part of your Man Cave necessities too - - - someone get'a rope