Breakfast Lotto Winner

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Breakfast Lotto Winner

Postby OldUsedParts » Sat Feb 06, 2016 6:44 am

One morning at breakfast, the husband asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She replied, "I'd take half and leave you."

"Great," he said. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday... Stay in touch."
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Re: Breakfast Lotto Winner

Postby Papa Tom » Sat Feb 06, 2016 1:59 pm

:mrgreen:
tarde venientibus ossa....
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Re: Breakfast Lotto Winner

Postby Okie Sawbones » Sat Feb 06, 2016 2:52 pm

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