Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight
from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made
the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has
been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this
has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately,
we received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake
and inconvenience.
When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued,
"Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else
can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5
hour flight.
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later: "If anyone is hungry,
we still have 40 dinners available."
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