Redneck Cooking - Celebrating Backwoods Engineering and the Shallow Gene Pool

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Redneck Cooking - Celebrating Backwoods Engineering and the Shallow Gene Pool

Postby Boots » Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:23 pm

Every once in a while even I find myself at a loss for words.

You each probably have seen yer own example. Since I grew up around 'em (and might be related to some, though I'm not admitting), I feel qualified to say, let us marvel and admire (?) the ingenuooity of the American Redneck. I'm just wondering how that guy waiting for his hot dog is going to recover from roasting his feet with that weed burner...

And who among has never set fire to their Pinto so they could cook bacon on it... c'mon, show of hands...
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Re: Redneck Cooking - Celebrating Backwoods Engineering and the Shallow Gene Pool

Postby Boots » Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:25 pm

Con't.
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Re: Redneck Cooking - Celebrating Backwoods Engineering and the Shallow Gene Pool

Postby Boots » Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:26 pm

Con't.
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Re: Redneck Cooking - Celebrating Backwoods Engineering and the Shallow Gene Pool

Postby Boots » Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:27 pm

Con't.
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Re: Redneck Cooking - Celebrating Backwoods Engineering and the Shallow Gene Pool

Postby bsooner75 » Fri Mar 18, 2016 4:35 pm

The onion rings are my favorite.


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Re: Redneck Cooking - Celebrating Backwoods Engineering and the Shallow Gene Pool

Postby Okie Sawbones » Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:54 pm

And then there is the multi-dog cooking tool:

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Re: Redneck Cooking - Celebrating Backwoods Engineering and the Shallow Gene Pool

Postby OldUsedParts » Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:44 am

maybe "iRIDElow" could get some pit handle ideas from these creative Bubbas ?

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