My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.
Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. OK, FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.
How to prepare Tofu: ala Texas BBQ Forum
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some Meat.
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
I don't mean to brag but......I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
OTHER STUFF:
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.
I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....I forgot where I was going with this.
I love being over 75. I learn something new every day.......and forget 5 others.
A thief broke into my house last night......He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like: I KNOW!, Right?
I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
PS: Sunday, March 13, 2016 began Daylight Savings Time. I hope you didn’t forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds on Saturday night.
2016 Resolution Update
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I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
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I took up rollerskating to get more exercise as suggested by my sawbones at my bi annual checkup, but I had to give it up as the belt on the treadmill wore through.
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"someone asked me if I jogged" and I replied "what?" they said "do you run?" I said "only if someone is chasing me"
I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
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BluDawg wrote:I took up rollerskating to get more exercise as suggested by my sawbones at my bi annual checkup, but I had to give it up as the belt on the treadmill wore through.
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On January 1st, I resolved to have no resolutions for the year.
Then, immediately after thinking about the implications my head began to hurt and I had to sit down on the front porch and have a beer.
I feel much better now, as I am still confused but at a higher level.
Then, immediately after thinking about the implications my head began to hurt and I had to sit down on the front porch and have a beer.
I feel much better now, as I am still confused but at a higher level.
BE WELL, BUT NOT DONE
Hank: "Do you know how to jumpstart a man's heart with a downed power line?"
Bobby: "No."
Hank: "Well, there's really no wrong way to do it."
Hank: "Do you know how to jumpstart a man's heart with a downed power line?"
Bobby: "No."
Hank: "Well, there's really no wrong way to do it."
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