The Last Will of Doug Smith

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The Last Will of Doug Smith

Postby OldUsedParts » Mon May 02, 2016 9:23 am

As some of us get older, it is important to prepare so we don't get caught at the last minute like this guy:

The Will

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him.

He asks for two witnesses to be present and for a camcorder

to record his last wishes. When all is ready he begins to speak:

·My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."

·My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."

·My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City

Center.


·"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on

the banks of the river."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away- they did not realize his extensive holdings. As Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".

The wife replies,
"He had a paper route"
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Re: The Last Will of Doug Smith

Postby Okie Sawbones » Mon May 02, 2016 9:46 am

:laughing7: :cheers: :laughing7:
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Re: The Last Will of Doug Smith

Postby Boots » Mon May 02, 2016 12:27 pm

Score!
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Re: The Last Will of Doug Smith

Postby Wtxsmoker » Mon May 02, 2016 5:08 pm

I been thinking about the here after a lot lately. Just last night I was cooking a tri-tip out back. I walked through the house and into the garage. I paused a minute or so well to reflect, and ask myself what am I here after? Seems like I have been thinking about it more and more lately.

Shoot, come next easter I may can hide my own eggs!

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