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Safe at Home

Postby CaptJack » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:42 pm

I took down my Confederate flag (which you can't buy on eBay any more), tossed the “Don't Tread on Me” flag and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.

I gave the pit bull to my mother-in-law and stored my gun.

Then I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-a** Neighborhood Watch.

Instead of all that silly stuff, I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on eBay) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that the burglar alarm used to cost me.

Plus, I bought burkas for my family. When we shop or travel everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat us down. Hot Da**— safe at last

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Re: Safe at Home

Postby OldUsedParts » Sun Jul 10, 2016 6:21 am

:bow: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :tup: :salut: :cheers:
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Re: Safe at Home

Postby Okie Sawbones » Sun Jul 10, 2016 8:26 am

:laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:
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Re: Safe at Home

Postby Texan79423 » Tue Jul 19, 2016 4:54 pm

Way to go neighbor! Smart thinking on your part too. Dat right there is funny to a fellow redneck ya know. Not so funny that it is true.
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Re: Safe at Home

Postby bsooner75 » Tue Jul 19, 2016 8:05 pm

Nailed it


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Re: Safe at Home

Postby Txdragon » Fri Aug 12, 2016 4:20 pm

Yup.. :laughing7:
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