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Politics Simplified

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:24 am

I told my son "I want you to marry a girl of my choice!"
He said "NO!"
I told him its Bill Gates daughter!!!!
He said "OKAY!"

Got in contact with Bill Gates & told him "I want your daughter to marry my son!"
He said "NO!"
Told him my son was the CEO of the World Bank!
He said "OKAY!"

Went to the President of the World Bank & told him to make my son CEO of the Bank!
He said "NO!"
Told him my son was Bill Gates' Son in Law!
He said "OKAY!"

And that's exactly how politics works
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Re: Politics Simplified

Postby Finatic » Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:27 am

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Re: Politics Simplified

Postby Okie Sawbones » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:19 am

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Re: Politics Simplified

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:52 am

da Natives are restless today :deadhorse:
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Re: Politics Simplified

Postby Boots » Wed Jul 20, 2016 11:20 pm

I thought it was good...
BE WELL, BUT NOT DONE
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Re: Politics Simplified

Postby Txdragon » Fri Aug 12, 2016 4:17 pm

Truth is told here!
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