I was buying a horse to hunt of off and I ask the seller
"Can you shoot off of this horse?"
He replied
"Yes you can !"
So I bought him and took him out hunting that next weekend. As luck would have it, right after daylight a huge Buck walked out in front of us so I raised the gun up and fired. The house immediately started to buck and pitch and the gun and I ended up in a mud hole with the barrel full of mud.
I went back to the feller I had bought the horse from and very loudly said
"I thought you told me you could shoot of off this horse?
He replied
"You can, Sir, it's reloading that's the problem !"
NAG NUMBER TWO
I was in a Bar sipping a cool one on a hot Summer day and there was this Dude in there raving about all of his cattle and land that he owned.
He stood up and loudly said.
"It would take me a week to ride the perimeter fence on my Ranch !"
I took a sip of my Shiner Longneck and said.
"Yup, I know what you mean, Pard. I had a horse like that one time."
