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Back to School

Postby Papa Tom » Fri Aug 19, 2016 11:19 am

School Day Humor
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous military person I admired most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now…
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Re: Back to School

Postby TwoGuysBBQ » Fri Aug 19, 2016 11:34 am

:lol: :laughing7: :tup:
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Re: Back to School

Postby OldUsedParts » Fri Aug 19, 2016 1:08 pm

:tup: :salut: :cheers:
I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
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Re: Back to School

Postby Russ » Fri Aug 19, 2016 5:41 pm

That is really funny.

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Re: Back to School

Postby bsooner75 » Fri Aug 19, 2016 9:18 pm

Hahahaha


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Re: Back to School

Postby Russ » Sat Aug 20, 2016 5:38 pm

Just read it out to the wife, we both still laughing.

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