Winter Right of Way

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Winter Right of Way

Postby OldUsedParts » Thu Jan 19, 2017 3:41 pm

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Newcastle were
listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of
snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the
street, so the Snowploughs can get through"
. So the good wife went
out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said,

"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the
snowploughs can get through”
. The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
You must park.. :shock: .."
Then the electric power went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to
park on so the snowploughs can get through?"


Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married have learned , the husband replied,

"Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."
I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"

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