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tight lines and full stringers

Postby OldUsedParts » Thu Jan 26, 2017 6:18 am

The rain was pouring down and formed a big puddle in front of the bar just outside the American Legion Post.

A ragged old Airman was standing near the edge with a fishing line in the puddle.

A curious young Marine came over to him and asked what he was doing. "Fishing," the old Airman simply said.

“Poor old fool," the Marine thought to himself, and he invited the old Airman into the bar for a drink.

As he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whiskey, the haughty young Marine asked, "And how many have you caught today?"

"You're number ten," the old Airman answered. “4 Navy & 6 Marines.”
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Re: tight lines and full stringers

Postby Russ » Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:39 pm

Lol, I was fishing with the grand kids last year for the first time, wife bought them rods to take away. We weren't having much luck and my granddaughter said to me why aren't we catching anything gang gang.? I said that's why it's called fishing , if you caught a fish every time it would be called catching. She didnt get it. Another person next to us gave me a couple of prawns, said that's what worked up there. Put 1 on and caught a fish. When I killed it with the knife my granddaughter went nuts and started crying how mean I was. It was funny. Next one we put back.

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Re: tight lines and full stringers

Postby OldUsedParts » Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:39 pm

yup, my grandson freaked when his Dad pulled the head off of a Dove he'd just shot before dropping in his game bag :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: tight lines and full stringers

Postby CaptJack » Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:49 pm

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Re: tight lines and full stringers

Postby Russ » Thu Jan 26, 2017 6:57 pm

OldUsedParts wrote:yup, my grandson freaked when his Dad pulled the head off of a Dove he'd just shot before dropping in his game bag :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


I wouldn't like to see that either,lol. But in saying that I've chopped a few chooks heads off with an axe. :cheers: :cheers:

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