What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, Or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"
I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,
"Gold Medal All-Purpose, isn't it?"
And thus began my life of celibacy....
What is Celibacy?
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Lmao, that's so funny. The play on words is really funny everywhere. One of the funniest skits I've seen is the two ronnies show, a guy walks into a hardware store and says, for candles , ronnie gets four candles from a shelf, the guy repeats for candles, blank look, for candles for forks , handles for forks. It goes on a bit all playing on words.
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Highway Patrol stops OUP and ask "You got any I.D.?"
OUP replies "Any idie bout wut?"
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that would be us if we ever met
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OldUsedParts wrote:that would be us if we ever met
Lol, you just never know.
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The full clip is funny.
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