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Smiley's Column

Postby OldUsedParts » Fri May 19, 2017 7:52 am

Bill Donnelly, of Slidell, shares his favorite flying story:

"I was sitting in the middle seat, with a deadheading pilot on my right and a very pretty 'twentyish' girl on my left, when we hit rough weather.

"The girl says, 'I've never flown before and I'm scared!'

"I tell her, 'No need to be scared unless this pilot next to me looks scared.'

"She replies, 'I don't care, I'm still scared!'

"I say, 'Would it help if we held hands?'

"She looks me over: 'I'm not THAT scared!'"
I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
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Re: Smiley's Column

Postby Williep » Fri May 19, 2017 8:03 am

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