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Hello, you have reached the Men's Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?
Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with the girls a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home. So, I hid in the garage, behind my boat and waited for her. When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse. Then she straightened the rest of her clothes, fixed her hair and makeup.
It was at that moment, while crouching behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the rudder mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?
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I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
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Lmao, that's very good, you had me wound up about the wife,lol.
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Priorities.... Priorities.... Priorities.... Lol !
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GMTA - - that was my exact comment the first time I heard this one
I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
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I'm not so sure how Great mine is, lol.
Lately I feel like I've lost 99.9% of mine...
Lately I feel like I've lost 99.9% of mine...
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don't know if it's any comfort but "IT WILL CHANGE" so hang in there
I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
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Yep!! Had me going....Pretty dang funny!
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