Bubba uses Brain

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Bubba uses Brain

Postby OldUsedParts » Sun Jul 02, 2017 9:34 am

A Redneck feller named, Bubba, had a wife and 12 children, and one day he needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home.

However, Bubba, was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.

When he said he had 12 children no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place.

He couldn't say he had no children, because he just wasn't a liar. So he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.

He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.

He loved one of the homes and the price was right -- the agent asked:

"How many children do you have?"

He answered: "Twelve."

The agent asked "Where are the others?"

Bubba, with the most somber voice he could muster up said "They're in the cemetery with their mother."

MORAL: It's not necessary to lie, one only needs to choose the right words !
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Postby Kiwiruss » Sun Jul 02, 2017 6:00 pm

OldUsedParts wrote:A Redneck feller named, Bubba, had a wife and 12 children, and one day he needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home.

However, Bubba, was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.

When he said he had 12 children no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place.

He couldn't say he had no children, because he just wasn't a liar. So he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.

He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.

He loved one of the homes and the price was right -- the agent asked:

"How many children do you have?"

He answered: "Twelve."

The agent asked "Where are the others?"

Bubba, with the most somber voice he could muster up said "They're in the cemetery with their mother."

MORAL: It's not necessary to lie, one only needs to choose the right words !


Lol, reminds me of this.
When you catch up with someone you havnt seen in a while. Say this to,them, " have you stopped beating your wife yet?" Dammed either way you answer,lol

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Postby Boots » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:51 pm

LOL, both classic. Just goes to show FACTS are not always TRUTH. Wish those news people on the flickering TV box could figure that out. Meanwhile, back at the ranch (out here on the Firefly), it's been a good day. Got a lotta work done, got a cold cerveza con Lima, and the little dog is standing watch while Charlie Pride entertains us on the Pandora box. Ernest Tubb on deck. How the heck does it get better than that?
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Postby Kiwiruss » Sun Jul 02, 2017 10:04 pm

Boots wrote:LOL, both classic. Just goes to show FACTS are not always TRUTH. Wish those news people on the flickering TV box could figure that out. Meanwhile, back at the ranch (out here on the Firefly), it's been a good day. Got a lotta work done, got a cold cerveza con Lima, and the little dog is standing watch while Charlie Pride entertains us on the Pandora box. Ernest Tubb on deck. How the heck does it get better than that?


You da man boots. Cold corona sounds real nice to me. I'm havin a rum later,lol. Life's good down here too, apart from its winter.

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