Are ?you? Tuff Enuff ?

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Are ?you? Tuff Enuff ?

Postby OldUsedParts » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:50 pm

The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb.

I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 am tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”


The dentist thought to himself, “Well, well, how about that, at last a golfer with real guts!”

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, honey, and show the dentist.”
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Re: Are ?you? Tuff Enuff ?

Postby outlaw » Wed Jul 19, 2017 2:05 pm

OldUsedParts wrote:The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb.

I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 am tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”


The dentist thought to himself, “Well, well, how about that, at last a golfer with real guts!”

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, honey, and show the dentist.”


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