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Postby OldUsedParts » Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:45 am

Well-groomed rodent

Butch Felterman, of Patterson (which he terms "Truth City" in a transparent effort to lend credence to his tale), says, "A recent writer to your column said the use of a mirror was effective in keeping squirrels away from his bird feeder.

"I carefully affixed a mirror to our feeder and began surveillance. Well, a squirrel approached the mirror, spit on his paw and began grooming the hair on his head." :rose: :D

Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Re: From Smiley's Column

Postby bsooner75 » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:02 am


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