The Lone Ranger
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 4:41 pm
On a very hot day the Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer.
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>> After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?”
>> The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?”
>> The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you’d like to know that your horse is about dead outside!”
>> The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion.
>> The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
>> The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said,"Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better.
>> Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.
>> Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink.
>> A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks,"Who owns that big white horse outside?”
>> The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
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>> "Nothing, but you left your injun runnin!”
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>> After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?”
>> The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?”
>> The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you’d like to know that your horse is about dead outside!”
>> The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion.
>> The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
>> The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said,"Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better.
>> Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.
>> Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink.
>> A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks,"Who owns that big white horse outside?”
>> The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
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>> "Nothing, but you left your injun runnin!”