One From Smiley's Column

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One From Smiley's Column

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:24 am

"Appalachian musician/storyteller Josh Goforth told of his Grandpa Sam, hearing a commotion in the chicken yard and finding the neighbor’s dog tearing into his flock, blood and feathers everywhere.

"He went back in the house for his shotgun and dealt with the dog appropriately.

"Pretty soon the sheriff turned up: 'Sam, you can’t just go around killing your neighbor’s dogs. Mr. Clanton says that was his champion hunting dog that you killed.'

"Grandpa replied, 'Sheriff, any time Booger Clanton finds any of my chickens upta’ his place, killin’ his dogs, he has my permission to shoot ‘em.'”

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Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Postby CaptJack » Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:10 am

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Postby Russ » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:04 pm

Lol, I was busy out the back last night so I left packets of sweets on my front door, but on checking this morning they are still there. No visitors last night. Hmmm.

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Postby Williep » Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:19 am

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Postby OldUsedParts » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:58 am

"I Say, I say that dog’s strictly GI – gibberin idiot that is”
Williep wrote:
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Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back

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