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Oops Busted

Postby OldUsedParts » Mon Mar 05, 2018 5:42 pm

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant..
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away,
suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the
table and under the table cloth but the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair
and totally out of sight under the tablecloth. Still, the man stared
straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried that it
might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully,
began by saying to the man: "Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just
slid under the table."


The man calmly looked up at her and said: "No. Uh, no Mam, she didn't...
my wife just walked in."
OUP

Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Re: Oops Busted

Postby Rambo » Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:29 pm

That isn't going to end well

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