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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
" Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
" Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
" Well, I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?" He asked.
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
Drinkers,fisherman,hunters take note
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LOL!!!!! Its true you know!
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I think I clean up and little better than he does but it makes me wonder
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My wife says I have a drinking problem? I agree with her, I can't afford it.
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I quit drinking after I discovered the Funnel
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