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Postby OldUsedParts » Sat Jun 02, 2018 5:35 pm

Dear Smiley: While attending a "marriage weekend" in Breaux Bridge, Boudreaux and his wife, Marie, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

Then he addressed the men: "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Boudreaux leaned over and touched Marie's arm very gently, but whispered just a little too loudly, "Mais, cher…Gold Medal All Purpose, isn't it?"
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Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back

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