THE Outdoorsman !

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THE Outdoorsman !

Postby OldUsedParts » Thu Jun 07, 2018 8:39 am

During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level and he described a typical day this way:

“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush-jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four pit stops behind big trees.”

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one heck of an outdoorsman!”
”NAH,” he replied, “I'm just a very bad golfer.”
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Re: THE Outdoorsman !

Postby Rambo » Thu Jun 07, 2018 8:54 am

Laughing :laughing7:
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Re: THE Outdoorsman !

Postby bsooner75 » Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:31 pm

That sounds like my game back when I used to pretend to play

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Re: THE Outdoorsman !

Postby CaptJack » Thu Jun 07, 2018 10:39 pm

22"OldSmokey • 2-burner gasser with GrillGrates • CampChef pellet cooker

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