The Texas BBQ Forum

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas ...

If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas ;

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas ;

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas ;

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas ;

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas ;

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas ;

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas ;

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas ;

If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly,' you may live in Texas ;

If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you definitely live in Texas ..

Oh sure.. The OTHER guy who used to live in Atlanta can joke about Texas and it's funny. *I* do it (only about the heat too) and y'all are forming lynch mobs.

Probably your Deodorant at the time

rms827 wrote:Oh sure.. The OTHER guy who used to live in Atlanta can joke about Texas and it's funny. *I* do it (only about the heat too) and y'all are forming lynch mobs.

I have the rope

egghead wrote:

rms827 wrote:Oh sure.. The OTHER guy who used to live in Atlanta can joke about Texas and it's funny. *I* do it (only about the heat too) and y'all are forming lynch mobs.

I have the rope

OldUsedParts wrote:Probably your Deodorant at the time