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Foxworthy on TEXAS

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:29 pm
by OldUsedParts
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas ...

If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas ;

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas ;

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas ;

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas ;

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas ;

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas ;

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas ;

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas ;

If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly,' you may live in Texas ;

If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you definitely live in Texas ..
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Re: Foxworthy on TEXAS

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 6:52 am
by rms827
Oh sure.. The OTHER guy who used to live in Atlanta can joke about Texas and it's funny. *I* do it (only about the heat too) and y'all are forming lynch mobs. :mrgreen:

Re: Foxworthy on TEXAS

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:21 am
by OldUsedParts
Probably your Deodorant at the time :roll: :dont: :lol: :laughing7: :D

Re: Foxworthy on TEXAS

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:48 am
by egghead
rms827 wrote:Oh sure.. The OTHER guy who used to live in Atlanta can joke about Texas and it's funny. *I* do it (only about the heat too) and y'all are forming lynch mobs. :mrgreen:


I have the rope :rose: :laughing7:

Re: Foxworthy on TEXAS

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 7:06 pm
by rms827
egghead wrote:
rms827 wrote:Oh sure.. The OTHER guy who used to live in Atlanta can joke about Texas and it's funny. *I* do it (only about the heat too) and y'all are forming lynch mobs. :mrgreen:


I have the rope :rose: :laughing7:
OldUsedParts wrote:Probably your Deodorant at the time :roll: :dont: :lol: :laughing7: :D



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Re: Foxworthy on TEXAS

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 7:08 pm
by OldUsedParts
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