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Distress Signals

Postby OldUsedParts » Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:39 am

One time Sooner and OUP went hunting and they get lost in the woods.
Remembering some of the lessons from the hunter education courses, OUP recalls that when you are lost, there is the universal distress signal of firing 3 shots in the air.
So they fire 3 shots into the air and wait.
After an hour they fire 3 more shots.
After 30 minutes they fire 3 more shots into the air.
Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help.
They are still lost and it is getting dark.
About that time, Sooner, turns to OUP and says,
"I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows."

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Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Re: Distress Signals

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Re: Distress Signals

Postby OldUsedParts » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:12 am

:P :laughing7:
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Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Re: Distress Signals

Postby TX1911 » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:53 am

Them boys from Oklahoma....
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Re: Distress Signals

Postby bsooner75 » Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:11 am

That was a good one. I LOL’d.

Counselor you got across Canadian playing in my head now :)


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