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Rules to Remember

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:34 pm

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the idiot's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.

5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
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Re: Rules to Remember

Postby Rambo » Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:28 pm

Billy?
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Re: Rules to Remember

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:46 pm

Rambo wrote:Billy?


"Lee" for me :angryfire:
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Re: Rules to Remember

Postby Rambo » Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:42 pm

Corso?
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Re: Rules to Remember

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:52 pm

McDonald = Enemy :x
I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
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Re: Rules to Remember

Postby Rambo » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:18 pm

You have Enemies? I find that very hard to believe
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Re: Rules to Remember

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:28 pm

Only one :laughing7: He knows better than to cross my path so all is OK :cheers:
I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"

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