A little Boy was sitting on a street Corner one day looking at the bubbles in a bottle he held
A Priest came by and asked the Boy what he had
The Boy said; " Oh, father, this here's the most powerful liquid in the world, this here is Turpentine.
The Priest laughed and said; " no my Son, the most powerful liquid in the world is the Holy Water"
Little Boy- " No it A'int, it's this here turpentine"
The Priest said" My Son, I can take 3 drops of the Holy Water, rub it on a pregnant Woman's stomach, and she'll pass a Baby Boy"
Little Boy said: That A'int nuttin, I can take one drop of this Turpentine, rub it on a Cat's Butt, and he'll pass a Motorsickle"
Little Boys, Turpentine & Holy Water
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