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Re: Logic ?
What's Sad is this is probably a real postOldUsedParts wrote:
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Re: Logic ?
So a young blonde woman is driving to work one morning, doing a little speeding which catches the attention of a local cop.
A tough looking female officer, who also happened to be blonde, approaches the speeder and asks for her driver's license.
It was the young woman's first time being pulled over so she nervously says she doesn't know what her driver's license looks like. The officer responds that it's a small piece of plastic with your picture on it.
The young woman rifles through her purse and pulls a small make-up mirror out. She sees her reflection and says excitedly "oh I found it!".
The officer takes the mirror and examines it for a moment before returning it to the young woman.
"Sorry, I didn't realize you were a police officer" she says.
"You're free to go".
Ba dum tsss...
::Sounds of crickets...::
A tough looking female officer, who also happened to be blonde, approaches the speeder and asks for her driver's license.
It was the young woman's first time being pulled over so she nervously says she doesn't know what her driver's license looks like. The officer responds that it's a small piece of plastic with your picture on it.
The young woman rifles through her purse and pulls a small make-up mirror out. She sees her reflection and says excitedly "oh I found it!".
The officer takes the mirror and examines it for a moment before returning it to the young woman.
"Sorry, I didn't realize you were a police officer" she says.
"You're free to go".
Ba dum tsss...
::Sounds of crickets...::
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