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wouldn't happen with Aquavit

Postby Norway Joe » Tue Aug 11, 2020 3:41 pm

He should change to aquavit

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Re: wouldn't happen with Aquavit

Postby Rambo » Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:13 pm

Tom’s not very bright
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Re: wouldn't happen with Aquavit

Postby Papa Tom » Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:22 pm

And such a short life......can I have the rest of his tequila?....
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Re: wouldn't happen with Aquavit

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:49 pm

Do his Dolphins taste like Chicken :?: :dont: :laughing7: :lol: :D
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Re: wouldn't happen with Aquavit

Postby 02ebz06 » Tue Aug 11, 2020 5:16 pm

He must have lost his glasses, or marbles, or both.
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Re: wouldn't happen with Aquavit

Postby Russ » Tue Aug 11, 2020 5:41 pm

I watched an ozzy programme yesterday called crocodile hunter, this guy clears crocs that take cattle and take them away to non stocked areas. He was flying over an area where a known croc was. Three German tourists camped 20 ft from the water. He landed his chopper and sent them to a safe place. He set a trap right where they were that night. He caught a 16 ft croc. Those campers were very lucky.

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Re: wouldn't happen with Aquavit

Postby 02ebz06 » Tue Aug 11, 2020 6:04 pm

Russ wrote:I watched an ozzy programme yesterday called crocodile hunter, this guy clears crocs that take cattle and take them away to non stocked areas. He was flying over an area where a known croc was. Three German tourists camped 20 ft from the water. He landed his chopper and sent them to a safe place. He set a trap right where they were that night. He caught a 16 ft croc. Those campers were very lucky.

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Re: wouldn't happen with Aquavit

Postby bsooner75 » Tue Aug 11, 2020 8:11 pm

That’s funny


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Re: wouldn't happen with Aquavit

Postby Russ » Wed Aug 12, 2020 1:41 am

02ebz06 wrote:
Russ wrote:I watched an ozzy programme yesterday called crocodile hunter, this guy clears crocs that take cattle and take them away to non stocked areas. He was flying over an area where a known croc was. Three German tourists camped 20 ft from the water. He landed his chopper and sent them to a safe place. He set a trap right where they were that night. He caught a 16 ft croc. Those campers were very lucky.

Russ


We have a show here called Swamp People and they get paid to hunt/kill alligators in the southern part of the USA because they are such a nuisance.


We get all them shows, plus the cr$p my wife watches on reality!! BUT we have never seen a kardashian program, ever.

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Re: wouldn't happen with Aquavit

Postby bsooner75 » Wed Aug 12, 2020 6:29 am

Russ wrote:
02ebz06 wrote:
Russ wrote:I watched an ozzy programme yesterday called crocodile hunter, this guy clears crocs that take cattle and take them away to non stocked areas. He was flying over an area where a known croc was. Three German tourists camped 20 ft from the water. He landed his chopper and sent them to a safe place. He set a trap right where they were that night. He caught a 16 ft croc. Those campers were very lucky.

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We have a show here called Swamp People and they get paid to hunt/kill alligators in the southern part of the USA because they are such a nuisance.


We get all them shows, plus the cr$p my wife watches on reality!! BUT we have never seen a kardashian program, ever.

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Do yourself a favor Russ and keep it that way.


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Re: wouldn't happen with Aquavit

Postby Norway Joe » Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:10 am

Russ wrote:
02ebz06 wrote:
Russ wrote:I watched an ozzy programme yesterday called crocodile hunter, this guy clears crocs that take cattle and take them away to non stocked areas. He was flying over an area where a known croc was. Three German tourists camped 20 ft from the water. He landed his chopper and sent them to a safe place. He set a trap right where they were that night. He caught a 16 ft croc. Those campers were very lucky.

Russ


We have a show here called Swamp People and they get paid to hunt/kill alligators in the southern part of the USA because they are such a nuisance.


We get all them shows, plus the cr$p my wife watches on reality!! BUT we have never seen a kardashian program, ever.

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Can you believe what my wife watches?

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The other is a program about a guy and hisv4 wifes. Called sister wife's I think. It's junk.

Much better to watch essential stuff like aircraft investigation, overhaulin' and chasing classic cars with Wayne Carini among others.

And no Kardashians here either.

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Re: wouldn't happen with Aquavit

Postby Bockbock » Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:47 am

Sounds to me like y'all may watch the Kardashians! You know that is reality, right? Ha Ha
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Re: wouldn't happen with Aquavit

Postby OldUsedParts » Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:10 am

If my TV isn't on the Western Channel then you're looking at the Wife's in the Bedroom :whiteflag: :whiteflag:
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Re: wouldn't happen with Aquavit

Postby Russ » Wed Aug 12, 2020 5:41 pm

OldUsedParts wrote:If my TV isn't on the Western Channel then you're looking at the Wife's in the Bedroom :whiteflag: :whiteflag:


I'm watching CNN and fox. I follow your politics. Oops, said that word, lol.

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Re: wouldn't happen with Aquavit

Postby Rambo » Wed Aug 12, 2020 6:03 pm

Joernolav wrote:
Russ wrote:
02ebz06 wrote:
Russ wrote:I watched an ozzy programme yesterday called crocodile hunter, this guy clears crocs that take cattle and take them away to non stocked areas. He was flying over an area where a known croc was. Three German tourists camped 20 ft from the water. He landed his chopper and sent them to a safe place. He set a trap right where they were that night. He caught a 16 ft croc. Those campers were very lucky.

Russ


We have a show here called Swamp People and they get paid to hunt/kill alligators in the southern part of the USA because they are such a nuisance.


We get all them shows, plus the cr$p my wife watches on reality!! BUT we have never seen a kardashian program, ever.

Russ
Can you believe what my wife watches?

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It's only screaming and arguing all the time.

The other is a program about a guy and hisv4 wifes. Called sister wife's I think. It's junk.

Much better to watch essential stuff like aircraft investigation, overhaulin' and chasing classic cars with Wayne Carini among others.

And no Kardashians here either.

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