Mrs. Juris Prudence

[OldUsedParts]

Mississippi Grandma:
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defense attorney nearly died. The judge called for a recess and asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

[Rambo]

Now, that is Hilarious

[bowhnter]

[spacetrucker]

I believe I grew up there and she was my 5th grade teacher

[GRailsback]

That one there is pretty good

[bobcat1]

[Norway Joe]

That's funny. Almost like Harper Valley.

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[OldUsedParts]

That's funny. Almost like Harper Valley.

LOL - - you're exactly right, Joe, I'd never have thought of that similarity if you hadn't mentioned it

Hope you and yours are doing well, Sir

[Norway Joe]

That's funny. Almost like Harper Valley.

LOL - - you're exactly right, Joe, I'd never have thought of that similarity if you hadn't mentioned it

Hope you and yours are doing well, Sir

Hehe. Some people say no morality is better than bad morality

We're doing fine. Just finished two and a half week of holiday on the boat along the Swedish coast. Had a great time.

Haven't been much bbq this summer. Mostly spent the evenings and weekends and the boat. Will make some steaks with chimichurri, asparagus and baked potatoes today.

Hope you're doing well to and that the toe has started to heal.

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[OldUsedParts]

Sounds like Fun - - - the "TOE" is behaving itself and, therefore, I am Happy

[Sailor Kenshin]

We need more little old ladies like that.

[OldUsedParts]

We need more little old ladies like that.

Easy for you to say, Mam - - -