Moo Madness ChiliFarmer Throwdown
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Re: Moo Madness ChiliFarmer Throwdown
OK I've got a M.O. story. My DIL's father is a cattleman and her brother got engaged to a lovely maiden from Kansas City.
In a meet the family get together at the ranch they had spring M.O. fry. Like usual the guys ate the oysters and the women folk had other goods to eat.
The guys kept trying to get the young lady to try a M.O. she held off but finally caving and saying "OK I'll try one".
The guys instead cooked her a mozzarella disk 'cause it looks the part.
She gingerly took a bite and the warm white creamy cheese strung out as she pulled it away ..... instant barf......
Poor girl was told what it really was but she didn't finish it off...
In a meet the family get together at the ranch they had spring M.O. fry. Like usual the guys ate the oysters and the women folk had other goods to eat.
The guys kept trying to get the young lady to try a M.O. she held off but finally caving and saying "OK I'll try one".
The guys instead cooked her a mozzarella disk 'cause it looks the part.
She gingerly took a bite and the warm white creamy cheese strung out as she pulled it away ..... instant barf......
Poor girl was told what it really was but she didn't finish it off...
tarde venientibus ossa....
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HAHAHAHA, sumptin bout that "mental Image ain't it?"
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Shameless periodic bump!
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You ever see the M.O. sign at Riskeys Steak House in the Ft. Worth Stockyards - when you walk by it Mooooos at you
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I'm in for this one... gives me a reason to try something different.
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Another shameless bump to make sure everyone gets in! Emphasis on shameless!
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LOL. Look on the gal's face says, "EEEWWW, you are definitely not Brad Pitt!!!"
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the challenge of being "unique" in my entry for this Throw Down has taken my brain out of neutral and allowed it to cruise Cow Avenue instead of only Pig Parkway and Yardbird Boulevard the many selections are awakening
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Just a bump! Y'all don't forget about the throwdown!
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I'm glad turn in is out in April- this month aparentlynis incredibly busy. I'll be out of town more than I'm home.
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OK, all you cookin, smokin n grillin Members in Vittles Land - - - WE're runnin outa procrastination time so put this Throwdown back in your memory bank and let's start gettin some entries in. I'll be pick'n up fixins for mine by the end of the week and lookin forward to the Competition and Awesome Pics.
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as soon as I can get some good weather up here, there will be meat on the grill
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Spring break is right around the corner! Make sure you get in on this!
Here's a bump for the weekend!
Here's a bump for the weekend!
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I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
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Time's almost up! Make sure you get your entry in before the opportunity is gone!
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