Smokin Pig From Outta Space

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Smokin Pig From Outta Space

Postby Boots » Mon Jan 04, 2021 1:15 am

Fer New Years after a hard year, I decided on the KISS principle, which translated from English to Texan is basically Less Is More, Dummy (LMD). So the menu started with fresh Appaloosa Beans (blackeyeds) of course, but what gonna go wid dat, like would be said by a Cajun? Aha said he, why pig it’d be, or doesn’t the Pope look like a Polaris Missle? Darn right.

So jumped into the Batmoble, roared over to Costco, and dropped anchor. I approached the door in stride with purpose, clerks scattering like chickens out in front of a ‘59 Ford flatbed with no brakes and no intent to experiment with using ‘em. On back to the meat counter in the back and beat on the window. Pimply faced apprentice butcher stinks his face out. “Whaddya want?” He sneers. “Pork bellies, I sez, or you hung up by the toes at Judge Parker’s convenience, which’ll it be?”. He peers out behind his submarine window glasses, blinks like one of those bug eyed goldfish in a pets store bowl. “Three cases down old timer.” He says. “You ever seen a man beaten to death with an English cucumber?” I says. “Nope.” “Well, you call me old timer again and you’ll be wondering how to remove one from yer ear, Pilgrim.” “We only got domestic cucumbers” he laughs. “Son, there’s about 80,000 unemployed comedians out there and here you are trying to be funny”. I retrieved one of the two foot knobby green legumes from my bags and waived it under his nose close enough to hair lip him. “Stand and Deliver!” . And lo and behold, he did.

On to the homestead without further incident, and then rubbed and glazed that pork belly with SB Original and Hogwaller and let it ride for 3 days. Then seared it to seal it and hickory smoked it for 8 hours, with a finishing glaze in the last hour. You fellows are best equipped to judge it.
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Re: Smokin Pig From Outta Space

Postby bsooner75 » Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:48 am

Beautiful belly and nice story Boots! Happy New Year


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Postby OldUsedParts » Mon Jan 04, 2021 11:34 am

Awesome "SMITHING" Captn. BOOTS - - - - you never lay one down that doesn't create nose and lip wrinkles.
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I'll be back later to survey the damage, er uh Cookin, but no doubt it'll make the wrinkles water.
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Re: Smokin Pig From Outta Space

Postby Papa Tom » Mon Jan 04, 2021 12:15 pm

Great looking cook Boots buuuuuuut you lost me @ '59 Ford flathead.... ( they went OHV in '54 ) Admittedly I doubt that the chickens knew that back then but possibly knew the truck could be loaded with 1959 cranberries :shock: ...
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Postby Norway Joe » Mon Jan 04, 2021 1:13 pm

Beautiful belly there. And a cool story.

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Postby OldUsedParts » Mon Jan 04, 2021 4:03 pm

Papa Tom wrote:Great looking cook Boots buuuuuuut you lost me @ '59 Ford flathead.... ( they went OHV in '54 ) Admittedly I doubt that the chickens knew that back then but possibly knew the truck could be loaded with 1959 cranberries :shock: ...


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chickens out in front of a ‘59 Ford flatbed with no brakes :whiteflag:
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Re: Smokin Pig From Outta Space

Postby Papa Tom » Mon Jan 04, 2021 9:28 pm

Ohhhhh vision thing huh?
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Re: Smokin Pig From Outta Space

Postby Boots » Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:50 am

The Flathead woulda been driving the Flatbed of course ! In ‘59 most guys woulda had a flat top haircut. My Dads was so flat birds could shoot carrier landings on it.

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