KILLER MUTANT CRABS INVADING MAINE!!! SET PHASERS TO "STEAM"...

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KILLER MUTANT CRABS INVADING MAINE!!! SET PHASERS TO "STEAM"...

Postby Boots » Thu Sep 20, 2018 1:56 pm

Ugly little buggers, looks like something Yosemite Sam would tangle with. Sailor and Cliff Carter, time to roll the SWAT teams (Steamed Water Activation Troopers). Women love ‘em...

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Re: KILLER MUTANT CRABS INVADING MAINE!!! SET PHASERS TO "STEAM"...

Postby egghead » Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:58 pm

Send Boudreaux and Thibodaux up there with some Zatarains crab boil and tell them the crabs are out of season. :D
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Postby GRailsback » Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:33 pm

Eh,

That's funny...... and true.
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Postby woodenvisions » Fri Sep 21, 2018 5:23 am

The better they fight, the better they taste !
Give the crab fisherman stun guns, no need to fight fair here.

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Postby OldUsedParts » Fri Sep 21, 2018 6:37 am

As Egghead has already mentioned :tup: They definietly need some Cajun Consultation and Cooperation in this matter :rambo: :salut:
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Postby bsooner75 » Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:45 am

Great, just what this world needs, a bunch of PO’d crabs…


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Postby Boots » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:42 pm

Cajun Navy is on active duty in the Carolinas, and already halfway to Maine. Once they finish rescuing everybody, might as well load up the jeanboats and pirouxs and mosey up to Maine for some R&R.
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