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The GIFT HOSS

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:44 am

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Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Judy opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Judy smiled at the gesture.

As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post below. Quickly, she wrote, "Don't despair. - Sister Judy," on a piece of paper, wrapped the $100 bill in it, got the man's attention and tossed it out the window to him.

The stranger picked it up, and with a puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street.

The next day, Sister Judy was told that a man was at her door, insisting on seeing her. She went down, and found the stranger waiting. Without a word, he handed her a huge wad of $100 bills.

"What's this?" she asked. "That's the $8,000 you have coming Sister," he replied. "Don't Despair paid 80-to-1."

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Re: The GIFT HOSS

Postby outlaw » Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:00 am

You have entirely too much time on your hands buddy. :happ: :happ: :laughing7: :laughing7:
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Re: The GIFT HOSS

Postby outlaw » Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:00 am

outlaw wrote:You have entirely too much time on your hands buddy. :happ: :happ: :laughing7: :laughing7:


Come up, let's go racing.
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Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:11 am

outlaw wrote:
outlaw wrote:You have entirely too much time on your hands buddy. :happ: :happ: :laughing7: :laughing7:

Then WHY can't I get anything done :scratch: :dont: :laughing7:
Come up, let's go racing.

Never cared for the 1/4 mile Hay Burners but I do like a good long "full field" with the Thoro's (hosses not george) :tup: :salut: :cheers:
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Postby outlaw » Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:57 pm

OldUsedParts wrote:
outlaw wrote:
outlaw wrote:You have entirely too much time on your hands buddy. :happ: :happ: :laughing7: :laughing7:

Then WHY can't I get anything done :scratch: :dont: :laughing7:
Come up, let's go racing.

Never cared for the 1/4 mile Hay Burners but I do like a good long "full field" with the Thoro's (hosses not george) :tup: :salut: :cheers:


Weren't talking about no hay burners. Strictly 94 octane here. lol
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Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:30 pm

Oops :whiteflag: 'kuse me :salut:
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Postby Russ » Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:21 pm

Fwiw, the nz trotting cup was won yesterday by a horse called Lazarus, second year in a row. This is a true staying race ran since 1904 over the 2 mile distance of 3200 mtres. We love racing here.

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