Too Expensive for BBQ Meat

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Too Expensive for BBQ Meat

Postby OldUsedParts » Sat Jul 30, 2022 6:34 pm

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyway... I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days… all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
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Re: Too Expensive for BBQ Meat

Postby Boots » Sun Jul 31, 2022 11:17 pm

As I recall, kaopectate had a minty flavor. My dad would load a little coke bottle up with that and then dose the older foals with it (“bottoms up!”) to cure the milk scalds, worked like a charm.

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Re: Too Expensive for BBQ Meat

Postby OldUsedParts » Mon Aug 01, 2022 9:15 am

:lol: :D :laughing7: :lol: :D :laughing7: :tup:
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