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Postby Copass pupil » Thu Feb 08, 2024 4:28 am

Nordakota Cow

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He needs a new milk cow and
hears about one for sale over in Nordakota. (That would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out der).
He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow.
He reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the tit and pulls...the cow farts. Ole is surprised. He looks at the farmer selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again.
He grabs another tit, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion, Ole buys the cow and takes her home.

He gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor Sven, and says,' Sven, come look at dis ere new cow I yust bought.
Pull her tit, and see vat happens.' Sven reaches under,
pulls the tits - and the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole, 'You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?'

Ole is surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how'd yah know?'

Sven says, 'My wife's from Nordakota.'
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Re: Joke

Postby Rambo » Thu Feb 08, 2024 7:22 am

LMAO
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Re: Joke

Postby Copass pupil » Thu Feb 08, 2024 9:58 am

Rambo wrote:LMAO


I’ve got another one but not sure if it crosses the line but it’s funny for sure.
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Re: Joke

Postby spacetrucker » Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:48 am

:laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:
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Re: Joke

Postby bowhnter » Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:50 am

:lol: :laughing7: :lol:
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Re: Joke

Postby Boots » Thu Feb 08, 2024 2:55 pm

Ouch!
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