THE RAFFLE TICKET PHEAUXPAH

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THE RAFFLE TICKET PHEAUXPAH

Postby OldUsedParts » Sun Jan 17, 2021 5:16 pm

RAFFLE TICKET
When I was a boy my dad gave me money to go downtown and pay the electric bill, but instead I bought raffle tickets for a chance to win a new truck. I told my dad when I got home, and he whooped the tar out of me, but the next morning in the driveway sat a brand new truck. We all held each other and cried, especially me cause it was the truck from the electric company there to turn off the lights. I got another whooping and this time it was in the Dark.
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Re: THE RAFFLE TICKET PHEAUXPAH

Postby Boots » Mon Jan 18, 2021 12:38 am

Parts, I think I see the gas truck pulling into yer drive...
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Re: THE RAFFLE TICKET PHEAUXPAH

Postby OldUsedParts » Mon Jan 18, 2021 8:02 am

:laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:
I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"

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